MAN WIELDING A DANGEROUS WEAPON FEARLESS SUDSY MONCHIK HAS SLICED AND DICED HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF HIS SPORT -
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May 31, 1999
BY FRANZ LINDZ
Sudsy Monchik loves freedom, hates tyranny. We know this because his favorite film is Braveheart, the Oscar-winning kilt-fest about 13th-century Scottish freedom fighter Sir William Wallace.
"If I'd lived in Wallace's time, I would have been pillaging right at his side," says the 20th-century Staten Island racquetball player. "William Wallace was the Man!"
Monchik preps for matches by watching Braveheart (he travels with the video), has memorized long stretches of Braveheart dialogue, has even installed a Braveheart screen saver on his laptop. Boot up the computer, and out spews Wallace's rousing pep talk before the Battle of Stirling Bridge. Shut it down and you hear, "Every man dies; not every man really lives."
As Sudsy sees it, the reel-life Wallace is not so different from the real-life Monchik. Both are brash charmers who display an insouciant impudence. "In the movie Wallace combined cockiness with confidence," Monchik says. "What he believed in, he fought for." Monchik believes mostly in himself, and he fights to maintain his place atop the pro racquetball tour. His diving, vaulting, crowd-rousing rallies are Wallacian in their fury: He has gouged, hacked and hewed his way to the No. 1 ranking in three of the last four seasons. "My racket is my sword, my slicer and dicer," he says. He tilts his head back and closes his eyes, his posture for expounding at length. "I'm pals with each opponent I face, but once the door closes, I want to rip out his eyes and step on his trachea."
Monchik, 24, is 5'9", with a pale, rubbery face and large staring eyes of a blazing fluorescent green. "Sudsy schmoozes with everyone and never gets in a bad mood," says fellow pro Jason Mannino, a friend since childhood. "Even at his most obnoxious, he's totally lovable."
A totally lovable homeboy. Until this month he still lived with his parents. "I just moved in with my fiancee, Lisa," he says. "She's really understanding--even let me hang a Braveheart poster on the refrigerator." They are getting married on July 10, in Bermuda. Does she know what she's in for? "Come on, she's got the Messiah!," he says, incredulous. "She's seen me play! I own 'em once they see me play. I'm where the action is."
He has been an action guy since he was a little Mon chick. "Even as a baby they tell me I didn't crawl: I sprinted," he says. "There was no walking involved."
Monchik's moniker was hung on him in utero. His father, a New York City cop, came up with Sudsy while the boy was still submerged in amniotic fluid. "I used to say my nickname came from licking the foam off the tops of beers as a toddler," says Sudsy, whose given name is Walter. "The truth is I don't drink beer--can't stand the taste. But if Budweiser or Coors wants to sponsor me, I'll drink all they want me to."
As it turns out, Monchik isn't his birth name, either. When Sudsy was five his parents divorced, and he went to live with his mother and her new husband, Allen Monchik. Sudsy's stepfather had a stake in several local health clubs: At age seven the tyke wandered into the racquetball courts and started banging a ball around. Seeing the boy's interest, the elder Monchik hired pro Ruben Gonzalez to give the younger Monchik lessons.
Racquetball came easy to Sudsy. "Too easy," says Gonzalez, who was ranked No. 1 on the pro circuit in 1988. At practice Gonzalez began asking the boy if he was tired. If Sudsy said yes, he would have to pay Gonzalez a dollar. "I realized the only way to keep my allowance was to keep saying no," says Sudsy, "even if I was throwing up my guts. Ruben hoped that by training me that way, stamina and consistency would develop."
They did develop, quickly. Sudsy became the greatest junior player in the sport's history, winning national titles in every age division from eight to 18. He also became the sport's greatest junior prankster. If a hotel fountain started foaming over or a bottle rocket blasted out a hotel window, Sudsy would be the prime suspect. "I would always get blamed for everything," he says. "Everyone knew I knew who was responsible, but I would never rat."
At 19, in only his fifth pro event, Monchik unsettled his more seasoned peers by winning the 1994 nationals. Gonzalez was already unsettled--in an earlier tournament Monchik had beaten him 2-11, 11-5, 11-8, 11-8 in their first pro match. (To this day Gonzalez hasn't beaten his protege in the pros.) At the end of the '94-95 season, Monchik joined the racquetball elite with consecutive victories over Cliff Swain, whom Racquetball Magazine had anointed the "best of the best."
For the last five years Swain and Monchik have been the foremost players in the world, averaging $45,000 to $60,000 in winnings on the tour. The mild, crafty Swain is a kind of court conjurer: In moments of crisis he seems to pluck brilliant shots out of his sleeves like silk scarves. Monchik is more of a swashbuckler, slashing and adventurous. "Sudsy has great foot speed--he gets every ball that fails to roll out," says tour commissioner Hank Marcus. "But his hand speed makes him really excel. No one ever hit the ball consistently harder."
Monchik's backhand is as fast as his forehand, which has been clocked at more than 180 mph. The ball flies off his racket explosively. "He's like a thug out there, an incredibly skilled thug," says tour player Eric Muller. "As bullying as he can be physically, mentally he's still only scratching the surface. If Sudsy ever fully focused, he could do some scary things on the court."
Swain's reign as No. 1 ended when Monchik wrung the crown from him in the final tournament of the '95-96 campaign. Monchik won the title outright the next season, and Swain recaptured it in '97-98. Swain's comeback was due partly to subtle adjustments in his game--adding a lob serve, hanging back on the floor—and partly to injuries suffered by Monchik: a separated shoulder, a broken big toe and a badly sprained left ankle. "Sure, I was hurt," says Monchik. "But being hurt is no excuse."
This season Swain and Monchik have met in the singles finals of nine tournaments. Monchik has won eight of the matches, including the last seven in a row. In two of them, he blanked Swain in a game, denying him a single point. "Cliff is still pounding everyone else," says Monchik. "Everyone else but me. He just turned 33. Don't think I don't count the years."
Their last encounter--on April 25 at the nationals in Las Vegas--was perhaps the most humbling for Swain. Monchik aced him 17 times in an 11-6, 11-3, 11-2 wipeout that brought his tour winnings to about $60,000 for the year. Now, with only one event left in the season, the No. 1 ranking is safely in Monchik's pocket. "Actually, the passing of the torch happened a few years ago," says Mannino. "Last year Cliff got in his last licks, but the rivalry is over. Sudsy plays on a different planet than the rest of us."
Yet Swain still bravely insists that he and Monchik are equal. He pins his recent results on poor concentration.
"If that's what Cliff thinks, fine," Monchik says. "What else can he say? He's constantly getting pounded by a guy who hits the ball at Mach 5. I feel his pain. But you know why the Yankees creamed the Padres in last year's World Series? They were better."
Asked if he thinks the tour has marketed the more outgoing Monchik at his expense, Swain gives a quick look of focused contempt. "It makes me a little angry," he grumbles. "In the eyes of those promoting the sport, if you're not cocky or flaky, you're not worthy of promotion. When I win a tournament, it's SWAIN WINS AGAIN. When Sudsy wins, it's HE'S UNSTOPPABLE!"
Monchik mulls this thought over breakfast in a Las Vegas coffee shop. "I'm sure if I ever reach Cliff's age, I'll have some 24-year-old punk to worry about," he says, head tilted back, eyes closed. "Cliff may be the greatest racquetball player ever, but how long before Sudsy surpasses him?"
Without pausing, Sudsy provides the answer: "Not long at all."
"I'm pals with each opponent I face, but once the door closes I want to step on his trachea."
COLOR PHOTO: SIMON BRUTY
COLOR PHOTO: MIKE BOATMAN/U.S.OPEN RACQUETBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS SWASHBUCKLER SUDSY Monchik's backhand and forehand have topped 180 mph.